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I must admit it was someone's comments on a thread that prompted me to post this joke, sent to me by my other half (older than me by 8 years).

'Watering the flowers' is a phrase used constantly in the shop by my boss, who's younger than me,( too

This time of year is particularily bad !!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over ...

Sorry - too busy framing and doing family things to reply earlier. :D

I am indeed local, about 6 or 7 miles away. My boss heard the news from a visiting rep about your closure. Very sad to hear as your reputation was very good. Never got the chance to visit though. I hope your new ventures are ...

Am I right in guessing Blue Goose?

Thanks for your reply Louise, I will pass this information on to my sister as I'm sure this will help her.

If I get the framing job, bearing in mind she lives 100 miles from me, I might even try to post a pic of the finished product.

I'm not sure if anyone out there can help, as I have done a search and nothing came up, but thought this was worth a shot.

My sister is contemplating buying some pictures on tiles for her husband's big birthday at the end of the month and wants to know anything about picture tiles. We have framed ...

"build a bridge and get over it!" :

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Apparently the planned Hollywood blockbuster on their story have signed up some big stars to appear, among them Brad Pitt, Chris Rock and Whoopi Goldberg.

Don't tell me, you haven't claimed last night's big win yet, on the euro millions

P.S. I won with a £1 premium bond my grandma bought in the sixties for me .........£25

We find that the best print sales in terms of volume are 30 x 40 local scene prints by local artist, so I would echo the previous comments.

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson tractor.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then ...

Of course I'm good -in every sense of the word. So good I've far too busy framing etc to come on the forum in the last few days.
Thank goodness for a 2 day break - I need it.

Can anyone answer the question about changing usernames please??

I would like to know if I can change mine to Bevel Woman now.
I don't whether I'd describe myself as a 'cracker' though that's for others to decide, although I am a natural blonde

Was it a nasty dose of the trots

If I didn't already have this one I've got a good second one - Bevel Woman. No one else can have that now!!

Darth Framer is pretty good too.

Do you think the 'special' on the Berlin Aquarium Restaurant Board tomorrow will be fried octopus, punishment for picking Spain perhaps

The easiest way, I would think, would be mirror plates. You can get the inverse ones that don't show.

I've not been able to access for two weeks, trying on two different computers.Even my IT 'expert' (husband) couldn't help.

Obviously I have just now I got in.

No other site was a problem.

We are not on Tiscali though.

Just thought you would like to know how your jokes are appreciated. :clap: :clap:

I know one you have put on here (the Engand flag joke) has been mentioned on radio 4.

I have been passing some of them on to friends and family for their enjoyment too.

Thank you for making me laugh even though my ...