You know you're getting old when..........

Post by **prospero** » Tue 12 Feb, 2019 1:03 am

I've been playing poker with some African tribesmen.

Masai?

No. I won 3 quid.

......It was funnier in the pub.

Post by **prospero** » Wed 27 Mar, 2019 1:15 pm

Yesterday I bought a tin of Cocoa.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 28 Mar, 2019 9:08 am

You're fine with cocoa (I bet it's trendy in Islington). But if you reach for the Horlicks, make a 2nd mug for the Grim Reaper.

Post by **prospero** » Thu 28 Mar, 2019 10:44 am

I think Cocoa does make you sleep better. I woke up at 8:30 and was leaping about like a two-year-old.
Didn't go to bed until 5am.

I usually feel like I've been shot out of a cannon.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Thu 28 Mar, 2019 12:26 pm

Might give it a try....I know what you mean; the older I get, the less sleep I get.

cleaver · Post by **cleaver** » Mon 01 Apr, 2019 6:06 pm

I almost clicked through to the Farmers Forum just now. Compo mouldings/compost......I can see how I did it

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