A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and says in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 50 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound left testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The Irish man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said………..Turn around"!
A skinny Irish guy .............
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A Minister stands before his Congregation and asks,
Has any one had a supernatural experience ?
(around thirty of the Congregation stand up).
Has any one of you people ever actually seen a ghost ?
(Twenty of the standing sit down)
Has anyone of you standing ever made love to a Ghost?
They all sit down leaving one small man at the back still standing.
The Minister asks are you telling the people of this church you have made love to a Ghost.
Im sorry Minister I thought you said GOAT
A Minister stands before his Congregation and asks,
Has any one had a supernatural experience ?
(around thirty of the Congregation stand up).
Has any one of you people ever actually seen a ghost ?
(Twenty of the standing sit down)
Has anyone of you standing ever made love to a Ghost?
They all sit down leaving one small man at the back still standing.
The Minister asks are you telling the people of this church you have made love to a Ghost.
Im sorry Minister I thought you said GOAT