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Of framing styles or techniques that rocked your boat, and also of those that didn't
prospero
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by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 10:47 am
How do you tell if you have got elephants?
......big holes in the skirting boards.
Moglet
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 11:59 am
Nah, Prospero. Don't be daft! You tell by looking to see if their bike is outside!
And yes, it does have a dent in the crossbar....
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
w00dward
Posts: 202 Joined: Fri 02 Mar, 2007 11:50 am
Location: Launceston, Cornwall
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Location: Launceston, Cornwall
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by w00dward » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:47 pm
Didn't even have to photoshop this one!
Not going to trip over that when its left at the top of the stairs!
Paul.
Alcohol does not make you FAT
- it makes you LEAN ….
against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
prospero
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Location: Lincolnshire
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by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:52 pm
There was a big elephant and a small elephant.
The small elephant was the son of the big elephant but the big elephant was
not the father of the small elephant.
How come?
w00dward
Posts: 202 Joined: Fri 02 Mar, 2007 11:50 am
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Location: Launceston, Cornwall
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by w00dward » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:59 pm
The big elephant was the mother.
Paul.
Alcohol does not make you FAT
- it makes you LEAN ….
against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
kaptain.kopter
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by kaptain.kopter » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:16 pm
Woodworm walks in to the pub and asks " Where's the bar tender?"
Sorry, I should have resisted but I'm weak.
Moglet
Posts: 3485 Joined: Mon 25 Jun, 2007 5:43 pm
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:33 pm
Ouch!!!
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
prospero
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by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 2:25 pm
Grizzly bear walks into a Wild West saloon with his arm in a sling.....
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
If all the woodworms in the world were laid end to end, one of them would wiggle about and spoil it.
Moglet
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 3:48 pm
How do you catch a unique rabbit? ... (rabbet????
)
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
osgood
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by osgood » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:09 pm
Unique up on him!
Roboframer
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by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:14 pm
Make a noise like a lettuce?
Moglet
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:20 pm
Got it in one, Ormond!
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
Roboframer
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by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:34 pm
kaptain.kopter wrote: Woodworm walks in to the pub .......
.... and the barman says 'Sorry, we don't do grub 'ere!'
Moglet
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:44 pm
Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:
"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.
Roboframer
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by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:21 pm
Moglet wrote: Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:
"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Just the one - as long as he kept the receipt - mind you, who'd argue with an elephant!
prospero
Posts: 11506 Joined: Tue 05 Jun, 2007 4:16 pm
Location: Lincolnshire
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by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:57 pm
What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?
prospero
Posts: 11506 Joined: Tue 05 Jun, 2007 4:16 pm
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by prospero » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:02 pm
Enough with the elephants already!
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Roboframer
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by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:13 pm
Quasi?
Roboframer
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by Roboframer » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:15 pm
prospero wrote: What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?
The latter takes parcels
and letters!
Moglet
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by Moglet » Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:34 pm
prospero wrote: Enough with the elephants already!
You can
never have enough heffelumps!
........ Áine JGF SGF FTB
. Briseann an dúchas trí shuiligh an chuit.