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Creative opening times

Post by Roboframer »

Went to Arundel the other Sunday - there's a shop there that specialises in miltaria. It was shut - went back today and took a photo of their opening times.


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It was shut!
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Post by prospero »

Spooky. :shock:

That's exactly my opening times....


Maybe I should put "Open All Day Except When Closed".
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And they're the opening times I aspire to!! (Gissajob, Prospero....) ;) ;)
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Post by prospero »

I have a very well-used bit of paper that can be folded to display different messages:

"Back in a mo" = (gone to post office)

"Back Shortly" = (gone to the bank)

"Working in backyard >>>>>" = (trying to find a bit of moulding)

"the gallery is closed today, please go the side door and ring bell" = (The workshop has overflowed and I don't want a lot of gawpers putting their size nines on the frames spread all over the floor.)

** The "Open All Day Except When Closed" came from Dave Allen. (May his God rest his soul) Another one of his little gems was a sign outside a graveyard somewhere in Ireland....

"Only dead people living in the area can be buried here" :P
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