That is 'A Joke' but in a Hull accent - Erkay?
But this is about Yerkshire accents - so please read the bits in quotation marks, in your best Yorksheer accints - and you'll be reet.
A guy goes in to a jewellers in Wakefield and says ....
"Ah'd lahk ye t'mek me a statue o' me dog in soild gohld"
"Reet - wud'ye laaaaahk it eighteen carat"?
"Noh - chewin' bone"
A Jerk.
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Works better with a Newcastle accent!! 
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Little lad is sitting on t'canal bank holding two pieces of bread and crying his eyes out. 
A man comes along and asks what the matter is.
"Me mates fallen in the water!", howls the lad.
"Oh my God!", exclaims the man and dives in. He surfaces a minute later and says, "I can't find him anywhere, run and get some help!".
"Naaaaar Mister", replies the lad. "It's me mate aht me sandwich!".
.......I'll be geering herm now. Looks like it might snere.
A man comes along and asks what the matter is.
"Me mates fallen in the water!", howls the lad.
"Oh my God!", exclaims the man and dives in. He surfaces a minute later and says, "I can't find him anywhere, run and get some help!".
"Naaaaar Mister", replies the lad. "It's me mate aht me sandwich!".
.......I'll be geering herm now. Looks like it might snere.
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Re: A Jerk.
We got this brummie in the village who keeps inviting us round for a 'kipper tie'. I tell him I'm a jeans & T-shirt fella.
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Spit wrote:We got this brummie in the village who keeps inviting us round for a 'kipper tie'. I tell him I'm a jeans & T-shirt fella.
It's not Noddy Holder is it?
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