A guy goes in to A&E with a superman figure in his back passage.
What did the hospital radio play for him?
M People "You've got to search for the hero inside yourself"
Hospital Radio
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Roboframer
Hospital Radio
I'll start you off.
A guy goes in to A&E with a superman figure in his back passage.
What did the hospital radio play for him?
M People "You've got to search for the hero inside yourself"
A guy goes in to A&E with a superman figure in his back passage.
What did the hospital radio play for him?
M People "You've got to search for the hero inside yourself"
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prospero
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Re: Hospital Radio
"Here is a bulletin on the little boy who swallowed a bagful of 20p coins..."
"He has had three bottles of syrup of figs but still no change".
"He has had three bottles of syrup of figs but still no change".
Watch Out. There's A Humphrey About
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kev@frames
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Re: Hospital Radio
the chap who ate the brillo pad is in a serious condition, but expected to scrape through.
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Bill Henry
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Re: Hospital Radio
The guy who swallowed a bottle cap …
Nah! I got nothin’!
Nah! I got nothin’!
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent! – Porky Pine
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Re: Hospital Radio
A man is rushed to hospital by his very worried looking wife and is seen urgently by the first available doctor who asks him what's wrong.
"Well, Doctor" he says, "I was taking a shower and dropped the soap, but while I was stooping to pick it up again, I lost my footing and fell landing upon the soap, which is now inserted in a very painful place"
"Oh well", says the Doctor, "That's life boy".
"Well, Doctor" he says, "I was taking a shower and dropped the soap, but while I was stooping to pick it up again, I lost my footing and fell landing upon the soap, which is now inserted in a very painful place"
"Oh well", says the Doctor, "That's life boy".
Mark Lacey
“Life is short. Art long. Opportunity is fleeting. Experience treacherous. Judgement difficult.”
― Geoffrey Chaucer
“Life is short. Art long. Opportunity is fleeting. Experience treacherous. Judgement difficult.”
― Geoffrey Chaucer
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Re: Hospital Radio
Bloke arrives in casualty after a fight with his girlfriend, clutching the 'family jewels". Doctor proceeds to examine the affected area.
Hospital radio selection?
"Feel the Need"
(think about it...
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Hospital radio selection?
"Feel the Need"
(think about it...
)........Áine JGF SGF FTB
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Re: Hospital Radio
When I worked at the hospital we once had a guy arrive with a mango in his rectum!! What on this earth makes any one want to put one of them up their a**e?
I could list all the other items found in similar locations but I would be here all week.
John.
I could list all the other items found in similar locations but I would be here all week.
John.
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Moglet
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Re: Hospital Radio
I ,for one, have no idea why, and I'd go to the grave happily not knowing Yik!
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prospero
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Re: Hospital Radio
"Honestly Nurse. I was just doing some hoovering and......"
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Re: Hospital Radio
heard about Richard Gere and the gerbil ? dont ask me just google it ! 
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Moglet
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Oh no, Teresa! I was hoping someone wouldn't mention that. 
I really enjoy Richard Gere's acting performances: I never wanted or needed to know about any of his alleged personal proclivities...
I try to ignore that report.
I really enjoy Richard Gere's acting performances: I never wanted or needed to know about any of his alleged personal proclivities...
I try to ignore that report.........Áine JGF SGF FTB
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