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gesso · Post by **gesso** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 12:39 pm

I'd go for this myself but being banded from visiting Yorkshire thought I'd pass!"

http://www.fecareers.co.uk/jobboard/can ... 11247&pg=2

Keith Hewitt · Post by **Keith Hewitt** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 1:23 pm

I found the salary range a bit constricting

But more importantly GESSO dare we enquire as to why you are banned from Yorkshire, and who banned you?

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 1:53 pm

Keith Hewitt wrote:But more importantly GESSO dare we enquire as to why you are banned from Yorkshire, and who banned you?

Black-pudding Bertha?

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 2:15 pm

Cant say much still but it involved a Ferret, two homing pigeon's and a thuppence bag of Lyon's midget gems, back in 71'. Mum never forgave me.

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 3:08 pm

The permutations....

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 3:41 pm

Moglet wrote:The permutations....

The negatives!

Bill Henry · Post by **Bill Henry** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 5:02 pm

gesso wrote:Cant say much still but it involved a Ferret, two homing pigeon's and a thuppence bag of Lyon's midget gems, back in 71'. Mum never forgave me.

Whatever it was, it would probably be legal in Arkansas.

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 5:17 pm

Bill Henry wrote: Whatever it was, it would probably be legal in Arkansas.

And possibly a statutory requirement!

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 5:27 pm

It did help me get a nice condo in north Miami beach for a while in 86'

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sat 04 Apr, 2009 7:36 pm

Oh, the intrigue!!!!!

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Sun 05 Apr, 2009 5:59 am

Yeah I tried to pin it on my brother but he was lactose intolerant

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sun 05 Apr, 2009 10:59 pm

I've got one o' them.

(And his intolerance doesn't stop at lactose...

)

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Mon 06 Apr, 2009 9:03 am

He used it as an excuse everytime, till I told him to stop milking it.....sorry

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Mon 06 Apr, 2009 9:13 pm

Ouch!!!

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Tue 07 Apr, 2009 7:37 am

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Tue 07 Apr, 2009 7:22 pm

Incidentally, why midget gems? Was the sweetshop out of sherbet lemons? I think we should be told...

gesso · Post by **gesso** » Wed 08 Apr, 2009 8:36 am

I have learnt that sweets like TV programmes are regional, ie back in the seventies Tiswas never got shown up in Blackpool (where I was dragged up) it was only when we relocated to Norfolk in 78 that my mid teens was blessed (and my Mum cursed) with that life affirming revelation, (same goes for Mork & Mindy but that was carp in my opinion). So it can be said for midget gems (not the carp bit though).
There are variations on a theme but the local alchemist who made his own brand of the holy gem must have summoned up all the cunning and devilish dichotomy of something so pure yet hideously perverse.
Every individual manifestation of that confectionery tempter seduced its host, disguising itself , morphing into all that you would want from a gum and more! My dad said they reminded him of Ester Williams, my Mum, Doris Day (always worried about my Mum) while Me? It was Rachel Welsh and Andy Williams (must of got that form my mum's side of the family)flying a Sopwith pup. Arrg! The agony, the ecstasy, the tooth decay.

And that you see is why Midget gems but more to the point the lions M/G's. They had the power to turn this poor boys head... okay I admit I've 'done' the odd Maynard in my time but I never swallowed, people will always want to experiment but with Lion's, orange really wasn't the only fruit.

Maybe..when i'm able. When my eye stops twitching and I can freely and openly lay all this to rest

....I'll be able to really open up and tell you about.........

MITREMAN · Post by **MITREMAN** » Wed 08 Apr, 2009 9:59 am

[quote="gesso you see is why Midget gems but more to the point the lions M/G's. They had the power to turn this poor boys head... okay I admit I've 'done' the odd Maynard in my time but I never swallowed, people will always want to experiment but with Lion's, orange really wasn't the only fruit.

Maybe..when i'm able. When my eye stops twitching and I can freely and openly lay all this to rest

....I'll be able to really open up and tell you about.........[/quote]

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gesso · Post by **gesso** » Wed 08 Apr, 2009 10:08 am

mmmm must have suuuuuuugar

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Wed 08 Apr, 2009 1:15 pm

gesso wrote:I have learnt that sweets like TV programmes are regional, ie back in the seventies Tiswas never got shown up in Blackpool (where I was dragged up) it was only when we relocated to Norfolk in 78 that my mid teens was blessed (and my Mum cursed) with that life affirming revelation, (same goes for Mork & Mindy but that was carp in my opinion). So it can be said for midget gems (not the carp bit though).
There are variations on a theme but the local alchemist who made his own brand of the holy gem must have summoned up all the cunning and devilish dichotomy of something so pure yet hideously perverse.
Every individual manifestation of that confectionery tempter seduced its host, disguising itself , morphing into all that you would want from a gum and more! My dad said they reminded him of Ester Williams, my Mum, Doris Day (always worried about my Mum) while Me? It was Rachel Welsh and Andy Williams (must of got that form my mum's side of the family)flying a Sopwith pup. Arrg! The agony, the ecstasy, the tooth decay.

And that you see is why Midget gems but more to the point the lions M/G's. They had the power to turn this poor boys head... okay I admit I've 'done' the odd Maynard in my time but I never swallowed, people will always want to experiment but with Lion's, orange really wasn't the only fruit.

Maybe..when i'm able. When my eye stops twitching and I can freely and openly lay all this to rest ....I'll be able to really open up and tell you about.........

"My name is Gesso, and I'm a gum-a-holic."

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