Caption competition

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Wed 25 Apr, 2007 10:16 pm

Afraid I can't submit my entry!

realhotglass · Post by **realhotglass** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 4:40 am

Common John, be bold !! : )

How about :

"Honest officer, I only have 2 light beers with lunch !"
or
"Is her bloody hair dry yet ?"

Could be a rather large party whistle ?

w00dward · Post by **w00dward** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 9:48 am

"Honest officer, it isn't mine and I didn't inhale"

Post by **John** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 11:34 am

After The PM's visit, the Elephant Keeper at London Zoo discovered that one of his rectal thermometers was missing.

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 6:59 pm

So, Mr Blair, what did you learn on your recent visit to the US!

kev@frames · Post by **kev@frames** » Thu 26 Apr, 2007 10:18 pm

If you used this lip-shaper properly your gob wouldn't be such a daft shape Cherie. Let me demonstrate....

No weapons of mass destruction in here either.

Go on tony, pull the trigger, do us all a favour.

Manor Fine Arts · Post by **Manor Fine Arts** » Sun 06 May, 2007 9:50 am

Mr Blair trying out the new tongue lengthening device before his first visit to the white house,

"Can anyone see if its out the other end yet"

birdman · Post by **birdman** » Sun 01 Jul, 2007 12:16 pm

"You hum it, I'll play it""

or

"It said on the TV that I'd be able to swim and play sport if I use one of these every month"

Post by **prospero** » Sun 01 Jul, 2007 2:04 pm

"I see no ships"

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Sun 01 Jul, 2007 5:26 pm

Thanks for the afternoon giggle, peeps!

Not your average framer · Sun 01 Jul, 2007 7:34 pm

Does it have anything to do with the govenment's sticker I am now forced to have on my shop door?