A little prayer...

Odems · Post by **Odems** » Tue 11 Mar, 2008 8:22 pm

I did "Vlissingen - Sheerness" 2 times with STENA. This route does not exist anymore. I slept very international with four in a cabin very deep in that ferry.... I'm not feeling very fine is such a position. Sea-legs are no problem. When you get troubles you must try to look to the horizon.

kev@frames · Post by **kev@frames** » Tue 11 Mar, 2008 8:49 pm

arg argh arghhhhh! Me sky dish has moved

aside from that we were fairly unscathed apart from a loose roof tile that came whistling by while I was outside the shop having a fag.... I needed a fag after that to calm me down....

Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Tue 11 Mar, 2008 9:01 pm

For our American viewers this has nothing to do with public indecency.

osgood · Post by **osgood** » Tue 11 Mar, 2008 10:36 pm

kev@frames wrote: a loose roof tile that came whistling by while I was outside the shop having a fag....

Haven't you got the message that smoking is VERY HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH! up there yet???

Not your average framer · Tue 11 Mar, 2008 10:54 pm

kev@frames wrote:a loose roof tile that came whistling by while I was outside the shop having a fag....

One of yours or someone elses? With this wind it might have travelled a little!

kev@frames · Post by **kev@frames** » Wed 12 Mar, 2008 10:13 pm

Not your average framer wrote: One of yours or someone elses? With this wind it might have travelled a little!

With that wind, NYAF, it might have even been one of yours!

Sky dish is realigned

all's well with the world, back to the nightly orgy of Discovery Knowledge, turbo, UK gold, Dave, paramount comedy and the History Channel.

It must be a bloke thing ....

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Wed 12 Mar, 2008 11:09 pm

If I had satellite, that list would make me at least 80% bloke!

I hope by now that everyone has made it safely through the stormy conditions.

Post by **prospero** » Thu 13 Mar, 2008 3:27 am

Sky TV is great for wheather reports. If there is a rainstorm approaching from and easterly direction, the picture cuts out.

I'm waiting for 'When Good Framers go Bad' on Bravo.

kev@frames · Post by **kev@frames** » Thu 13 Mar, 2008 10:11 pm

when good framers go bad lol.

.....cops close in on this rogue framer from boston, with total disregard for members of the public this felon, high on briwax and varnish fumes, was finally cornered in his own pile of MDF and nail-gunned once and for all by our clean-cut, and ever so polite boys in blue. To protect and serve. Amen, God save America. Meanwhile in a quiet corner of englandshire, this perpetrator, giving the finger to the forces of law and order found that he had met his match when the self-adhesive-tape-squad kicked his shop door in at 5am made themselves a cup of tea, helped themselves to his hobnobs and gave him a damned good talking to. Thats one sorry individual who has had his masking tape habit curtailed at short order, he wont be sniffing any liming wax for a very long time. His accomplice "the Emafyl Kid" is seen here rolling about on the floor wrestling half-heartedly with two vans full of overweight shaven headed englandshire cops, was sent down for a long strech in the big house and his underpinning rights revoked by the sherriff of englandshire, and reminded that even dick turin had the decency to wear a mask.

However disturbing the secenes were, we have been asked to reassure you that being the victimn of crime is highly unlikely.

Post by **prospero** » Thu 13 Mar, 2008 10:37 pm

HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHoHaHA.

Don't miss........

Frame Crime U.K. Uncut

Girls of the Framers Mansion

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When Framers Attack

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Roboframer · Post by **Roboframer** » Thu 13 Mar, 2008 11:29 pm

Framers on ice
Framer, Canera, Action

Moglet · Post by **Moglet** » Fri 14 Mar, 2008 12:09 am

kev@frames wrote:..."the Emafyl Kid"...

LMAO!!!