The Framers Forum

Just sent my wife this pic with the caption, I love you babe.
I immediately regret this decision, hopefully she will see the funny side.

The wife has just sent me a pic of a pair of testicles in the shape of a heart as a revenge I love you, what did I marry?

Ah, Sheffield, a hot bed of sexual innuendo - a rather eccentric lady who lived near my workshop and did a lot of her own framing for her rather odd acrylics and was always pestering for bits and pieces; one day she turned up in the shop with a framed picture under her arm and loudly asked " 'ave you got a prick? " - " I beg your pardon ?" said I, mustering my full indignant tone - " yeah, to put some 'oles in for 't screw eyes".

Is that a real arse?


I remember a lady who brought in a watercoloury type thing she had done. I mentioned that it was a bit crumpled. She said her pussy had been jumping up and down on it. I had to excuse myself and go to the back room and bite on a bit of moulding.