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Caption competition
Posted: Wed 25 Apr, 2007 10:16 pm
by Roboframer
Afraid I can't submit my entry!
Posted: Thu 26 Apr, 2007 4:40 am
by realhotglass
Common John, be bold !! : )
How about :
"Honest officer, I only have 2 light beers with lunch !"
or
"Is her bloody hair dry yet ?"
Could be a rather large party whistle ?
Posted: Thu 26 Apr, 2007 9:48 am
by w00dward
"Honest officer, it isn't mine and I didn't inhale"
Posted: Thu 26 Apr, 2007 11:34 am
by John
After The PM's visit, the Elephant Keeper at London Zoo discovered that one of his rectal thermometers was missing.
Posted: Thu 26 Apr, 2007 6:59 pm
by Roboframer
So, Mr Blair, what did you learn on your recent visit to the US!
Posted: Thu 26 Apr, 2007 10:18 pm
by kev@frames
If you used this lip-shaper properly your gob wouldn't be such a daft shape Cherie. Let me demonstrate....
No weapons of mass destruction in here either.
Go on tony, pull the trigger, do us all a favour.
new tongue lengthening device
Posted: Sun 06 May, 2007 9:50 am
by Manor Fine Arts
Mr Blair trying out the new tongue lengthening device before his first visit to the white house,
"Can anyone see if its out the other end yet"
Posted: Sun 01 Jul, 2007 12:16 pm
by birdman
"You hum it, I'll play it""
or
"It said on the TV that I'd be able to swim and play sport if I use one of these every month"
Posted: Sun 01 Jul, 2007 2:04 pm
by prospero
"I see no ships"
Posted: Sun 01 Jul, 2007 5:26 pm
by Moglet
Thanks for the afternoon giggle, peeps!
Posted: Sun 01 Jul, 2007 7:34 pm
by Not your average framer
Does it have anything to do with the govenment's sticker I am now forced to have on my shop door?