What a Mover!
Posted: Fri 26 Oct, 2007 11:18 pm
Someone who shall remain nameless pointed me in the direction of this humourous link, so I thought I'd share this little bit of weekend silliness with fans of our feathered friends...
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What a Mover!
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Posted: Sat 27 Oct, 2007 11:45 am
brilliant - my kids loved it - brought a laugh on a wet windy day!
Posted: Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:21 pm
Very good.
Had a stuffed one of those to frame once - guess what was used to stuff it?
Polyfila!
Had a stuffed one of those to frame once - guess what was used to stuff it?
Polyfila!
Posted: Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:27 pm
I've watched it umpty'leven times now. It just makes me smile so much! 
Btw, what do you call a parrot in a raincoat?
Btw, what do you call a parrot in a raincoat?
Posted: Fri 02 Nov, 2007 9:59 pm
Polly unsaturated?
And a guy wearing FIVE raincoats in a cemetery?
(Macs By Graves)
And a guy wearing FIVE raincoats in a cemetery?
(Macs By Graves)
Posted: Fri 02 Nov, 2007 10:03 pm
Got it in one, John! 
Anyone remember the The Goodies' "Jaws" spoof, where they got a fish to commit suicide by playing Max Bygraves records to it through an underwater microphone?
(PS... The cemetry gag's going into the collection!
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Anyone remember the The Goodies' "Jaws" spoof, where they got a fish to commit suicide by playing Max Bygraves records to it through an underwater microphone?
(PS... The cemetry gag's going into the collection!
)Posted: Fri 02 Nov, 2007 10:11 pm
A single guy owned a parrot and every time he brought a young lady home the parrot, just at the right time would squawk "Someone's in luck tonight"
Nine out of ten times it worked - so the guy decides to buy his (male) parrot a partner - went down the pet shop, but they only had male parrots.... and one female owl (a real slapper - didn't give a hoot!)
Aaaaanyway he gets the owl - didn't think his parrot would be too fussy - bungs it in the cage with the parrot.
That night the guy brings a young lady home, and, right on cue, the parrot squawks "Someone's in luck tonight"
"Whhhoooooo - Whhhhhhoooooooo" hoots the owl.
"Not you, you flat-faced bitch" squawks the parrot.
Nine out of ten times it worked - so the guy decides to buy his (male) parrot a partner - went down the pet shop, but they only had male parrots.... and one female owl (a real slapper - didn't give a hoot!)
Aaaaanyway he gets the owl - didn't think his parrot would be too fussy - bungs it in the cage with the parrot.
That night the guy brings a young lady home, and, right on cue, the parrot squawks "Someone's in luck tonight"
"Whhhoooooo - Whhhhhhoooooooo" hoots the owl.
"Not you, you flat-faced bitch" squawks the parrot.