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Duraing - Oh dear!
Posted: Tue 06 Nov, 2007 8:21 pm
by Not your average framer
Underpinner went Duraing today! They says you have to live the blues before you can perform the blues. The pedal cable went Duraing, so I need a new one.
Fortunately Cameron from D & J Simons has rushed out to the post office as I had missed their post collection for the day. All above and beyond the call of duty. My thanks to Cameron and D & J Simons.
So cue Roboframer. John does this call for a new verse or two for the framer's blues?
Posted: Tue 06 Nov, 2007 11:26 pm
by Roboframer
Shooting wedges in Devon, to escape the rat race
's'what it says in m' profile, an' ah'll saaaaaaaayit toyerface
(Duraing .....)
Mah shooter gets a stoppage - ooooool' cable's got trashed
Need to get on that CB - what a paaaaaain in the ash
(Duraing .....)
Got the framers blues, yeaaah the framers blues (Duraing ...)
Ah done needs dem darn wedges in mah mitres - not jus' in mah chute ...(Duraing .....)
Breaker breaker - gorra ten-thirty three
C'mon back breaker breaker - won' ya'll pleeeease help me
(Duraing .....)
Here's Ole' toothless one-eyed bald deaf Cameron DJ, with a rare foot disease...
...'ah've got all the good numbers buddy, an' ahhhhhm here to please
(Duraing ....)
etc
Posted: Wed 07 Nov, 2007 9:08 pm
by Not your average framer
Hi John,
What can I say! Brilliant!
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 12:57 pm
by Moglet
If a group of framers got together and formed a blues band, what name would you give them? Howzabout...
"Flumb Pervert and the V-Grooves"
(Fairly obvious what type of night I've had in the workshop .....
)
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 1:21 pm
by Grahame Case
i'm going to jump in here with
The Flangers feat. Terry Fletcher
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 3:38 pm
by Bill Henry
John’s already got nod to lead this band.
I suspect from his post that he’s already on drugs.
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:19 pm
by Moglet
Grahame Case wrote:i'm going to jump in here with
The Flangers... ...
Is that a silent "F" by any chance, Grahame?
(Sorry, couldn't resist...
)
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:22 pm
by Grahame Case
Moglet wrote:
Is that a silent "F" by any chance, Grahame?
(Sorry, couldn't resist...
)
irishisms... gotta love em
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 4:53 pm
by Moglet
Once a Corkwoman...
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 6:42 pm
by Spit
Moglet wrote:Once a Corkwoman...
I corked a woman once.....
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 7:49 pm
by Moglet
Posted: Sat 17 Nov, 2007 7:52 pm
by Spit
As in I accidentally shot her with a champagne cork
Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 12:13 am
by Moglet
Ouch! That musta been painful. I sincerely hope you proferred her the contents of the bottle as an analgaesic!
