How many Guild members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
950 to screw it in and 1 to charge £50 each for the pleasure.
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How many framers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2
1 to screw it in and 1 to discuss the conservation standards which should be adhered to.
Can you believe that it took three days of hard graft for our little team of 3 to come up with those two offerings. Can you imagine how long it takes for us to frame anything.
Proof of how busy we are
You can laff 
but, I once went to collect some pics from and art exhibition at a big local public building. When I got there the caretaker and his mate were erecting a big scaffolding tower on the main staircase to change a bulb in a huge chandelier. He told be it would take both of them most of the day to do the job. Nice to see our rates are well spent. 
What's the betting that they would just finish the job when anothet bulb would go pop.
but, I once went to collect some pics from and art exhibition at a big local public building. When I got there the caretaker and his mate were erecting a big scaffolding tower on the main staircase to change a bulb in a huge chandelier. He told be it would take both of them most of the day to do the job. Nice to see our rates are well spent. What's the betting that they would just finish the job when anothet bulb would go pop.
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Roboframer
Re: Proof of how busy we are
951 - 950 to screw it in and one to screw it up.sarah wrote:How many Guild members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two is the correct answer - getting them inside the bulb is the hard bit.or
How many framers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2
