Page 2 of 3
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 10:47 am
by prospero
How do you tell if you have got elephants?
......big holes in the skirting boards.
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 11:59 am
by Moglet
Nah, Prospero. Don't be daft! You tell by looking to see if their bike is outside!
And yes, it does have a dent in the crossbar....
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:47 pm
by w00dward
Didn't even have to photoshop this one!
Not going to trip over that when its left at the top of the stairs!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:52 pm
by prospero
There was a big elephant and a small elephant.
The small elephant was the son of the big elephant but the big elephant was
not the father of the small elephant.
How come?
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 12:59 pm
by w00dward
The big elephant was the mother.
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:16 pm
by kaptain.kopter
Woodworm walks in to the pub and asks " Where's the bar tender?"
Sorry, I should have resisted but I'm weak.
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 1:33 pm
by Moglet
Ouch!!!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 2:25 pm
by prospero
Grizzly bear walks into a Wild West saloon with his arm in a sling.....
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
If all the woodworms in the world were laid end to end, one of them would wiggle about and spoil it.
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 3:48 pm
by Moglet
How do you catch a unique rabbit? ... (rabbet????
)
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:09 pm
by osgood
Unique up on him!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:14 pm
by Roboframer
Make a noise like a lettuce?
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:20 pm
by Moglet
Got it in one, Ormond!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:34 pm
by Roboframer
kaptain.kopter wrote:Woodworm walks in to the pub .......
.... and the barman says 'Sorry, we don't do grub 'ere!'
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 7:44 pm
by Moglet
Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:
"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:21 pm
by Roboframer
Moglet wrote:Does anyone know if there's a punchline to go with:
"How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Just the one - as long as he kept the receipt - mind you, who'd argue with an elephant!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 8:57 pm
by prospero
What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:02 pm
by prospero
Enough with the elephants already!
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:13 pm
by Roboframer
Quasi?
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:15 pm
by Roboframer
prospero wrote:What's the difference between a pillar box and an elephant's bottom?
The latter takes parcels
and letters!
Posted: Tue 04 Dec, 2007 9:34 pm
by Moglet
prospero wrote:Enough with the elephants already!
You can
never have enough heffelumps!