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Creative opening times
Posted: Wed 07 May, 2008 4:36 pm
by Roboframer
Went to Arundel the other Sunday - there's a shop there that specialises in miltaria. It was shut - went back today and took a photo of their opening times.
It was shut!
Posted: Wed 07 May, 2008 6:20 pm
by prospero
Spooky.
That's exactly my opening times....
Maybe I should put "Open All Day Except When Closed".
Posted: Wed 07 May, 2008 6:22 pm
by Moglet
And they're the opening times I aspire to!! (Gissajob, Prospero....)
Posted: Wed 07 May, 2008 6:56 pm
by prospero
I have a very well-used bit of paper that can be folded to display different messages:
"Back in a mo" = (gone to post office)
"Back Shortly" = (gone to the bank)
"Working in backyard >>>>>" = (trying to find a bit of moulding)
"the gallery is closed today, please go the side door and ring bell" = (The workshop has overflowed and I don't want a lot of gawpers putting their size nines on the frames spread all over the floor.)
** The "Open All Day Except When Closed" came from Dave Allen. (May his God rest his soul) Another one of his little gems was a sign outside a graveyard somewhere in Ireland....
"Only dead people living in the area can be buried here"
