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A Jerk.
Posted: Wed 25 Jun, 2008 10:26 pm
by Roboframer
That is 'A Joke' but in a Hull accent - Erkay?
But this is about Yerkshire accents - so please read the bits in quotation marks, in your best Yorksheer accints - and you'll be reet.
A guy goes in to a jewellers in Wakefield and says ....
"Ah'd lahk ye t'mek me a statue o' me dog in soild gohld"
"Reet - wud'ye laaaaahk it eighteen carat"?
"Noh - chewin' bone"
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2008 6:45 pm
by chevron
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2008 8:15 pm
by avantime
Works better with a Newcastle accent!!
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2008 8:45 pm
by Roboframer
And the Geordies' favourite TV show?
Why Aye - Five Oh!
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Thu 26 Jun, 2008 11:54 pm
by prospero
Little lad is sitting on t'canal bank holding two pieces of bread and crying his eyes out.
A man comes along and asks what the matter is.
"Me mates fallen in the water!", howls the lad.
"Oh my God!", exclaims the man and dives in. He surfaces a minute later and says, "I can't find him anywhere, run and get some help!".
"Naaaaar Mister", replies the lad. "It's me mate aht me sandwich!".
.......I'll be geering herm now. Looks like it might snere.
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Fri 27 Jun, 2008 3:05 am
by Spit
We got this brummie in the village who keeps inviting us round for a 'kipper tie'. I tell him I'm a jeans & T-shirt fella.
Re: A Jerk.
Posted: Fri 27 Jun, 2008 9:53 am
by prospero
Spit wrote:We got this brummie in the village who keeps inviting us round for a 'kipper tie'. I tell him I'm a jeans & T-shirt fella.
It's not Noddy Holder is it?
