How to save on phone bills

[Roboframer]

These sex lines cost a bomb, don't they?

I mean they waffle on and on before getting down to the nitty gritty, and by then I've lost interest.

So here's the solution - ring the samaritans and say "Talk dirty or I'll kill myself"

[framejunkie]

If you get my friend Max when you call I'm sure he'd talk dirty for you John, but that might not quite do the job for you

[markw]

Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan , told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Jonny2morsos]

You know you have problems when the Samaritans hang up on you!

John.

[Roboframer]

Or worse still when they ring you!

[Keith Hewitt]

A true story about sex chat lines......
Years ago I was in contact with a framer in Niue, an island in the Pacific, pop 1,400.
Was expecting an order and then heard Niue had been hammered by a hurricane.
All tel and e mails not working for ages.
Finally when they did work again and rang the framer got a shock.....
Somehow his number had become a sex line where you could eaves drop on sexy girls talkng to Australian men. You could not talk - only listen.
Needless to say most of the blokes, and one of the girls in the office rang the number just for a good laugh.
And in case your curiosity is whetted here is a link to this little known country.
http://www.gov.nu/
Access code is 00 683 - but afraid I've "lost" the framers number