OK then. You'll be sorry you asked....
I used to work offshore for a diving company. much of the work was seasonal, or "waiting on a phone call" so there was always plenty of spare time (they called it "leave" - I called it daytime telly) and I had picked up, of all things, an old letterpress printing press to play with my spanners on in the shed. I just like mechanical things. Since then I progressed to building a plane (spanners are your friends, but they are addictive) and now I'm relegated to dismantling my motorcycle...
When the press finally got working, pure chance saw me finding some old printing blocks of local scenes and landmarks, so I went into the amateur "repro" prints business, just as a hobby. A printer in Helston (thats Merlin John's ears pricked up now) also made frames, and he cut me some mounts on an old hallard/arquadi mount cutter. I imagine he has long since retired, as the shop's empty nowadays. Eventually he me to buy a mount cutter myself (in hindsight because i was probably a troublesome customer) and suddenly the dining room was swamped in mountboard offcuts, and the usual detritus of the "home framer".
Then the chap (garage framer) who had promised to do some frames for me fell ill, and I was stuck with an order for 14 framed repro prints.
It was time to get a mitre saw.... then the slippery slope began.
In a fit of pique (well, i was at that funny age) and under the comletely ridiculous illusion that we didn't need a lot of money to live on (the optomism of your early thirties, eh) I threw in the towel on the diving industry and its first class air travel, good money, good cars, private education, medical insurance, world travel and duty frees..... and we took on a market stall
That was an eye opener. By the time the year was over we both had holes in our shoes and hypothermia.
a year later we moved to our first shop - mitre saw and all.
Then I picked up a second hand 1974 Morso (still going strong) which had made less than 1000 frames and had been left to rust in a barn for years. (out came the spanners, jizer and parafin -actually i think we soaked it in jet A1 fuel from the bowser at lands end aerodrome for a week to loosen it up -well it is rural cornwall...)
I joined the FATG. Very pleased with the guild, cant fault the standards and ideals and help and free advice that was always available (and often called upon and gratefully received). Never took the GCF, but thats more an inferiority complex -in case i fail to meet the standards. But always try to live up the standards -in the long run it pays off.
Staff appeared, and went, like they do. We played at the "production volumes" game -great if you like a big turnover, but lets face it, who wants a small scale frames factory, chasing overdue accounts, and listening to whining gallery owners who cant afford to pay for what they ordered and are always trying to chisel two pence of the price of a mount?
A keencut 4000 arrived (still going strong)
seven years later we moved shop again.
Website business takes off as well - computerised mount cutter arrives - going strong, in an "American-Fridge", indestructible, relentless, no complaints, idiot proof, predictable, you-cant-bend-it no-need-to-mend it "rolling thunder" sort of way. (yeah, its a wizard lol) If Morso made mount cutters......
a year later we moved again.... to where we are now. And after almost fifteen years, its time for the EH power morso while we still all have some knee and hip joints left.
Lots of ups and downs along the way. Winging it and learning on the hoof. But met some nice people (and some who could only be described as a waste of oxygen) along the way.
I dont know when I reached the point where I felt we could frame virtually any job that came in with confidence, but it took a few years.
In the meantime, whilst building up the business, we sold our house, moved to a small cottage. Ten years later we sold the cottage (which was heated the entuire time by two woodburning morso stoves, that used the chippings from the morso cutter) and moved back int oteh same road, and an identical house that we had sold ten years earlier -just a quarter of a million pounds difference in the price in the intervening years.
Yeah we came a long way (not)

right back where we started from. You have to laugh really.
See, you really shouldn't have asked!
Kev.