I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are
you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are
you two whales from Scotland ?"
Then the lights went out....
when the lights went out
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when the lights went out
when all is said and done - there is more said than done.
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Re: when the lights went out
Saw a young lady sitting on a park bench crying her eyes out.
"What's the matter?", I asked.
"That man over there said my baby was ugly", she sobbed.
"Oh Dear!", says I. "I wouldn't let him get away with that. You go over and give him a big slap. I'll look after your monkey"
"What's the matter?", I asked.
"That man over there said my baby was ugly", she sobbed.
"Oh Dear!", says I. "I wouldn't let him get away with that. You go over and give him a big slap. I'll look after your monkey"
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Re: when the lights went out
@ Prospero.
You are BAD
You are BAD
Remember.- Don't insult the Crocodile 'till after you cross the river.
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Re: when the lights went out
I'm in trouble now Mikey.I noticed two large women by the bar.
I forwarded this on to a friend, who has to two (shall we say, er buxom) sisters.
You're right. It's quite disorientating in the dark, isn't it?
I haven't got as clue where I am at the moment.
I heard a knock on the door and then, as you say,
the lights went out
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