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Proof of how busy we are

Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 10:40 am
by sarah
How many Guild members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

950 to screw it in and 1 to charge £50 each for the pleasure.


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How many framers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2

1 to screw it in and 1 to discuss the conservation standards which should be adhered to.

Can you believe that it took three days of hard graft for our little team of 3 to come up with those two offerings. Can you imagine how long it takes for us to frame anything.

Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 10:58 am
by prospero
You can laff :lol: but, I once went to collect some pics from and art exhibition at a big local public building. When I got there the caretaker and his mate were erecting a big scaffolding tower on the main staircase to change a bulb in a huge chandelier. He told be it would take both of them most of the day to do the job. Nice to see our rates are well spent. :P

What's the betting that they would just finish the job when anothet bulb would go pop.

Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 2:56 pm
by Moglet
Chortle! :lol:

Re: Proof of how busy we are

Posted: Fri 23 Nov, 2007 10:14 pm
by Roboframer
sarah wrote:How many Guild members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
951 - 950 to screw it in and one to screw it up.



or

How many framers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2
Two is the correct answer - getting them inside the bulb is the hard bit.

Posted: Sat 24 Nov, 2007 3:03 am
by prospero
RDRRR :D

There is a place for gratuitous remarks of a sexual nature and that place is.....'Allo !Allo. :D :P :? :shock: :wink:

Posted: Sat 24 Nov, 2007 4:34 am
by Moglet
Good moaning! :wink: