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How to save on phone bills
Posted: Sun 05 Oct, 2008 10:37 pm
by Roboframer
These sex lines cost a bomb, don't they?
I mean they waffle on and on before getting down to the nitty gritty, and by then I've lost interest.
So here's the solution - ring the samaritans and say "Talk dirty or I'll kill myself"
Re: How to save on phone bills
Posted: Tue 07 Oct, 2008 2:53 pm
by framejunkie
If you get my friend Max when you call I'm sure he'd talk dirty for you John, but that might not quite do the job for you
Re: How to save on phone bills
Posted: Wed 08 Oct, 2008 8:00 am
by markw
Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan , told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Re: How to save on phone bills
Posted: Wed 08 Oct, 2008 10:12 pm
by Jonny2morsos
You know you have problems when the Samaritans hang up on you!
John.
Re: How to save on phone bills
Posted: Wed 08 Oct, 2008 10:59 pm
by Roboframer
Or worse still when they ring you!
Re: How to save on phone bills
Posted: Fri 10 Oct, 2008 6:22 pm
by Keith Hewitt
A true story about sex chat lines......
Years ago I was in contact with a framer in Niue, an island in the Pacific, pop 1,400.
Was expecting an order and then heard Niue had been hammered by a hurricane.
All tel and e mails not working for ages.
Finally when they did work again and rang the framer got a shock.....
Somehow his number had become a sex line where you could eaves drop on sexy girls talkng to Australian men. You could not talk - only listen.
Needless to say most of the blokes, and one of the girls in the office rang the number just for a good laugh.
And in case your curiosity is whetted here is a link to this little known country.
http://www.gov.nu/
Access code is 00 683 - but afraid I've "lost" the framers number
